Ladies and gentlemen,
distinguished members of the jury,
I submit to you this evidence of the cold-hearted chick killer.
No eye-witnesses were prepared to present their
uh,
beaked testimony to the court.
However, the next night the killer returned to the scene of the crime.
Luckily, the two remaining chicks were under the court's,
uh,
I mean the new coop's,
protection.
No one was harmed.
Evidence number one:
Evidence number two:
distinguished members of the jury,
I submit to you this evidence of the cold-hearted chick killer.
No eye-witnesses were prepared to present their
uh,
beaked testimony to the court.
However, the next night the killer returned to the scene of the crime.
Luckily, the two remaining chicks were under the court's,
uh,
I mean the new coop's,
protection.
No one was harmed.
Evidence number one:
Evidence number two:
Hooray for trail cams!
Infra-red spy gear to the max!
Wowee my first skunk sighting!
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