Santa Baby (by Kat)

Oh, Santa...you're the man for me!
I love you, and I want to bear your children.
Okay, child, and okay, yeah, I did already. But still.
Santa baby!!!

Add to this three professional round cake pans,
Julia Child's two books on french cooking,
and one bag of blue popcorn kernels,
and you can see why I just absolutely lust over the jolly man.